Are Black Rainbows A Thing?

A fun post of queer stereotypes I am not part of

Photo by Isi Parente on Unsplash

Okay, this is JUST for fun. Nothing serious. Let’s get that disclaimer out of the way.

I am not an iced coffee bisexual. I will drink it if I am out and about during a hot day, but prefer my hot coffee. If I drink an iced beverage it’s normally Dr. Pepper or sweet iced tea because I’m Texan.

(I am a Drinks Multiple Drinks bisexual — this is also a neurospicy thing.)

I am not a plant queer. My primary living space is darkish, no direct sunlight, and not temperature controlled. How does one even?! I don’t want to have adjust how I do things all the time.

(I am a dark botanical aesthetic queer though! Does that count?)

I am not a cat dad or a dog mom. I love and respect animals. And I cannot handle the taking care of animals part., the food, the bathroom mess, the other messes. So much no for me.

(I am a treats inanimate objects like they are living queer. This is sort of the same only no litter boxes!)

I am not a Everything Rainbow queer. I do like subtle rainbow things. Or pops of color, or small rainbow pattern.

(I am a “Does the rainbow come in black?” queer. Which might also be a queer stereotype now that I think about it lolsob.)

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What are some fun stereotypes do you not relate to? Or ones you do! I would love to know.